Vagisoft – Clothing That’s as Soft as a Vagina (It's a Thing)

Apparently this is the world's second softest substance and there is a whole line of things made out of it. Where the name came from, I have no idea. Who tested it to see that it does, in fact, feel like a vagina, I do not know. But, per the website, it's "so soft and snuggable, baby bunnies feel like cacti wrapped in barbed wire by comparison."