Apparently this is the world's second softest substance and there is a whole line of things made out of it. Where the name came from, I have no idea. Who tested it to see that it does, in fact, feel like a vagina, I do not know. But, per the website, it's "so soft and snuggable, baby bunnies feel like cacti wrapped in barbed wire by comparison."
I decided to take a break from the madness and I was on Facebook when I stumbled something that completely brightened my day. This article from the Frisky about a website called Guys with Fries (warning, this link is not exactly safe for work). Seriously, it’s genius and I don’t know why I didn’t think of it myself.