A friend sent me a link to this lovely product the other day. I'm not sure what she was doing to find this gem, but that's not really the crazy part of this post.
There are pants named after a vagina because, apparently, they are as soft as a vagina. A vagina you guys. Seriously.
Am I the only one who doesn’t really get it?
Now, I'm not going to get too personal here in talking about my own vagina, but I can tell you I've never once thought "gee, I really wish I had a pair of pants that were soft like my vagina." I've actually never even referred to my vagina as soft. Which makes me feel a little self-conscious. I mean, am I the only person who doesn't think their vagina is soft?
Anyway. I became curious about this whole Vajama/Vagisoft thing. So I Googled it.
Side note: If people could only see my internet history. Seriously, I would be on some kind of list.
Apparently this is the world's second softest substance and there is a whole line of things made out of it. Where the name came from, I have no idea. Who tested it to see that it does, in fact, feel like a vagina, I do not know. But, per the website, it's "so soft and snuggable, baby bunnies feel like cacti wrapped in barbed wire by comparison."
And if that's not enough to convince you, the pictures of people sleeping while snuggled on various animals surely will. Creepy. Seriously.
However, cozy vaginas are apparently pretty pricey. Everything seems to be over $50. And the hoodie is a whomping $108. For real.
So, there you have it. If you've ever wanted to be all snuggly and warm inside a vagina check out the full line of things made from Vagisoft.
And now the Bananas in Pajamas song is totally ruined for me.