I'd Rather Listen to Taylor Swift Than...
I have a confession to make -- I like me some Taylor Swift and I'm not (completely) ashamed to admit it. I don't necessarily think she's role model worthy, but her songs are catchy, easy to listen to, and some of my favorites to listen to while I'm crafting or working in my shop. And I have I give it to the girl. She's made some bucks off of all of her hate.
And I get it, I really do. I'm not saying her music is great or what music should be or anything. She's kind of annoying. She's not particularly deep though she pretends to be. And maybe a whole bunch of other things. I don't know. I'm not a Swiftie nor do I really get into her personal life. I don't really care about famous people's lives anyway.
I'm just saying I'd take her vapid, annoying, and sometimes stupid lyrics that don't make sense any day over a lot of other music out there.
I'd rather listen to Taylor Swift than:
That Talking Body song by Tove Lo (I had to look that up because I actually had no idea what song it was). This is literally the chorus line:
Now if we're talking body
You got a perfect one
So put it on me
Swear it won't take you long
If you love me right
We love for life
On and on and on
Seriously. It doesn't take long to please me and if you're good in bed we're totally going to get married and stuff. And apparently there's an explicit version which I refuse to even put on my blog. I'll let you Google it for yourselves.
That song Honey I'm Good by Andy Grammer.
Let's all sing some. Shall we?
So nah nah Honey, I'm good
I could have another but I probably should not
He's gotta go because if he stays he'll get drunk and cheat on his gal. Charming. True love at it's finest. I really hope Mr. T feels the same way.
That song Dear Future Husband by Meghan Trainor.
After every fight
And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong
You know I'm never wrong
Why, why disagree?
Buying a woman stuff + treating her like she's God + blow jobs = the greatest love of all. Thankfully she added a few verses about how she works and can't bake apple pies otherwise we all would've thought the song was straight from the 50's.
Anything by Nicki Minaj, One Direction, LMFO, Kid Rock, or Nickleback.
Who's with me?